Hair on Screen

(This is an obviously undesirable thing to have on your computer and I do not in any way imply that stealth-installing it on someone else's machine will be taken in stride, nor do I take any responsibility for the consequences of this extension's existence.)

Displays a helpful hair on the screen for your viewing pleasure!

Right-click the browser action (the extension icon in the top right of the Chrome window) for options, including more hair, less hair, and randomized hair!